Why jews have glassy eyes

Originally posted by: xSauronx a guy i used to work with told me once a hasidic jew came into the store looking for a cell phone and asked the guy "how do you fit 10, jews into a volkswagon? So Lifer. Jul 2, 25, 3 Originally posted by: BoomerD Meh Does that mean we need to stop telling them? Hell no! I never realized how offended Polish people could get over Polish jokes, until one morning about 20 years ago, I had stopped at the mini-mart on my way to work for gas.

The guy I carpooled with and I were telling Polish jokes while I filled the tank. Some guy pulls in at the pump next to me and listens for a minute, then says to me, "Hey, I'm Polish, and I find those kinds of jokes offensive.

I really wish you'd stop. My buddy and I ignore the jerk and continue telling Polack jokes As soon as we get behind the store, the fucker pulls a razor Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Jan 31, 14, 1 0. I'm athiest and I even think they are just wrong. Originally posted by: lupi Originally posted by: xSauronx a guy i used to work with told me once a hasidic jew came into the store looking for a cell phone and asked the guy "how do you fit 10, jews into a volkswagon?

Insomniator Diamond Member. Oct 23, 6, I'm Jewish.. One of the best lines in South Park history is a Jew joke on Kyles cousin.

Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp. Damnit, damnit, damnit! That whole episode is great. Nov 1, 6, 18 A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street when they passed by a little boy bent over tying his shoe.

The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said "Lets fuck him! Oct 24, 1, 0 0. I don't get the Polish joke. Someone explain please, I want to laugh too. Aug 17, 3, 2 0. Best jokes, or perhaps ALL jokes, are at the expense of someone. As long as it is not to be taken seriously and said to people who know you're kidding, there is no problem in racist, sexist, or anything of the type jokes. Mar 20, 8, 1 0. Originally posted by: lifeobry I don't get the Polish joke. Tea Bag Golden Member.

Sep 11, 1, 2 0. I came in here for some good jokes and I got jewed. TheVrolok Lifer. Dec 11, 23, 2, Originally posted by: Tea Bag I came in here for some good jokes and I got jewed. Originally posted by: biggestmuff pssstt Jul 12, , 21, Although the ones from actual Jews are much better and easier for me to enjoy them.

Originally posted by: lifeobry Originally posted by: biggestmuff pssstt ScottFern Diamond Member. Oct 23, 3, 2 I found bulldozing homes and apartheid even more distasteful. Call me crazy! NFS4 No Lifer. Oct 9, 72, 8 Originally posted by: effowe A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street when they passed by a little boy bent over tying his shoe. IronWing No Lifer. Jul 20, 62, 16, Post by cartman! Post by blinkd » Sat May 07, am.

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