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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin.

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have? If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have? Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have? Brown had two sons. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred.

Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing? Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

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